1. To give voice to some unfulfilled need. 2. To evade something more important that you really ought to be doing instead. 3. Any number of reasons listed in the DSM-IV. 4. To prove all those wrong who said you couldn't.
Also, why spin your wheels trying to make sense when you can just live as God intended?
"She's no spring chicken," my mother would disclose mercilessly about women in their thirties trying to impersonate youth. Now, I'm even past the no-spring-chicken age. So don't think you have to be 12 to start riding a bike everywhere. I'm working out all the pesky details for you in case you want to do this yourself. But even if you never do it, you'll still know what it's like because I'm going to shrink you down to the size of a little rubber elf and glue you onto my handlebars. No changing your mind, no matter how much you beg me. So don't even start this unless you're sure you have the guts.
PS: My other bike is a broom.
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Hmmm, why do you do it? That's deep! Let's see:
1. To give voice to some unfulfilled need.
2. To evade something more important that you really ought to be doing instead.
3. Any number of reasons listed in the DSM-IV.
4. To prove all those wrong who said you couldn't.
Also, why spin your wheels trying to make sense when you can just live as God intended?
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